7:14pm
Birds flying high, you know how I feel. Sun in they sky, you know how I feel. Breeze drifting on by, you know how I feel. It's a new dawn. It's a new day. It's a new life for me, and I'm feeling good.
Well actually, not really. I'm feeling good because I feel so relaxed, but not because I have a new life. This new life sucks camel balls.
Also, I feel quite shitty, for earlier today I heard an obnoxiously loud girl scream out: "For the Love of God by Steve Vai" at the corridors. She completely desecrated a beautiful song by screaming it out in her loud masculine voice. I know that it shouldn't be an issue, but I get pretty touchy when it comes to my kind of music. Sure, she has good taste in music for liking the song, but I mean, come on. You just don't shout amazing songs out like that. You keep them to yourself, at least that's what I do.
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Remember last night when I said that I would talk about homosexuality some time? Well, you are in luck because tonight is that night! Fuck yeah! And to really get into the feel of it, I'm going to listen to purely Queen, Adam Lambert, Judas Priest, Van Halen, David Bowie, and Justin Bieber... wait, not Justin Bieber. What? You never knew these people (people from these bands) were gay? Oh, well then, you never knew shit!
Okay, so let's be more detailed. I'm not just going to talk about homosexuality. I'll be talking about bisexuality, homosexuality, heterosexuality, and whatever the hell else I could think of. To put it simply: I'll be talking about human sexuality.
Before I begin, you may be wondering why I'm making this my topic for tonight. Well, for multiple reason. First would be because I'm sick of ignorant people making such big deals about other people's homosexuality. Second reason would be to show that gay people could and do rock hard! The last reason would be because I feel like it. Okay! We begin!
1. Heterosexuality
Heterosexuality is being straight. It's when you're attracted to the opposite sex, so if you're a transvestite, well then you're probably always heterosexual... unless you are attracted to a fellow transvestite. Oh shit.
Anyways, you ignorant people would call Heterosexuals, "normal". If you do, then I would love to shove my beautiful leather shoe up your intestinal track, entering through your anus. What is normal? What is abnormal? We're all normal! As long as you're a person, then you're a normal person. People are intentionally different from one another. It's like calling one color abnormal, when every color is distinct.
For you guys, you mostly insult each other with terms such as: gay, faggot, homo, bading, bakla, and whatever the fuck you think of. This really pisses me off, especially when the second person gets offended by the comments. Also, guys, having sizable genitalia does not prove your masculinity in any way, and neither do having well-built bodies, alcohol attachments, knowledge on card games, being sporty, being addicted to pornography, playing video games, and being addicted to playing with your small wieners. You know what makes you masculine? Having a dick. You know what else? Nothing else.
As for girls... well... uh, to be honest, I'm really not very knowledgeable when it comes to you girls. I mean, I guess I just really don't hang out with enough girls to notice, but I'll still try.
Some of you girls judge lesbians, but I'm really not sure. Oh man, this is hard. Uh, well, you probably think that playing volleyball, cooking, gardening, and such things make you feminine. Well, I'm sure that it doesn't, and neither does having a sizable chest. And, uh... also... damn it. Oh, god.
Alright, let's just get off this topic.
2. Homosexuality
So I got my boots on with the right amount of leather.
Let's get one thing straight before I start talking, I'm not gay. I'm completely straight, well, at least I think I am. I have a fabulous girlfriend, and I am not attracted to men, so I guess I'm straight. This part of the blog is not intentionally to defend the gays (and a gay person can either be a homosexual man or homosexual woman), but to educate you ignorant, obnoxious, insensitive people. I mean, I'm obnoxious and insensitive, but I still have decency.
All my life, I've been called gay countless times. I swear, there is no probably no week that I am not called gay. I don't blame other people though, because I admit that there are certain (a lot) of things I do and say that would make me seem gay. I have a bottle of Victoria's Secret perfume, I say words such as 'fabulous' and other terms that people would find fitting for a girl to say, I hate getting dirty, I hate flying insects and they freak the shit out of me, I move in a certain way that makes others think of me as a homosexual, I try to have a good fashion sense, and a lot more. I never get offended by these comments because I know that they're not true, and I have nothing to prove to anybody; but also because I can't blame them for inferring this guess or claim. I grew up with a big sister, and with only a big sister, so I guess that's a reason I am what I am.
But enough about me. Now, tell me, what's so bad about being gay? Nothing is bad about it, unless you're an idiot, a narrow-minded man, or a delusional religious person. A gay person is as normal as you and me, because they're still people. They're people just like us, and being gay doesn't make them any less of a person than us. We're all equal.
And how come being gay is an insult? I mean, what's so bad about being gay? You'll still be a person. The only difference will be is that you'll be interested in men.
Stop picking on gay people. Gay people are funny, and if they admit that they're gay, then they're admirable brave. Nobody should ever be ashamed to be who they are, because yourself is the only person you can ever be.
I mean, look at the gay people in history: Freddie Mercury, Elton John, Adam Lambert, Michael Stipe, David Lee Roth, and even Leonardo DaVinci is believed to had been gay.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay, so erase from your mind that idea that being called gay is an insult. Deal with it. If people think you're gay, tell them you're not. If they don't believe you, then to hell with their opinions. You know what's true, and you don't need to prove yourself to anyone.
Hey, Jesus had two dads, so why can't you? (Unoriginal)
3. Bisexuality
I'll make it short. It's when you are attracted to both men and women. Done. I'm tired. But I just want to add one thing about this: this is like playing it safe. Nick Jonas ftw.
Okay, so let's be more detailed. I'm not just going to talk about homosexuality. I'll be talking about bisexuality, homosexuality, heterosexuality, and whatever the hell else I could think of. To put it simply: I'll be talking about human sexuality.
Before I begin, you may be wondering why I'm making this my topic for tonight. Well, for multiple reason. First would be because I'm sick of ignorant people making such big deals about other people's homosexuality. Second reason would be to show that gay people could and do rock hard! The last reason would be because I feel like it. Okay! We begin!
1. Heterosexuality
Heterosexuality is being straight. It's when you're attracted to the opposite sex, so if you're a transvestite, well then you're probably always heterosexual... unless you are attracted to a fellow transvestite. Oh shit.
Anyways, you ignorant people would call Heterosexuals, "normal". If you do, then I would love to shove my beautiful leather shoe up your intestinal track, entering through your anus. What is normal? What is abnormal? We're all normal! As long as you're a person, then you're a normal person. People are intentionally different from one another. It's like calling one color abnormal, when every color is distinct.
For you guys, you mostly insult each other with terms such as: gay, faggot, homo, bading, bakla, and whatever the fuck you think of. This really pisses me off, especially when the second person gets offended by the comments. Also, guys, having sizable genitalia does not prove your masculinity in any way, and neither do having well-built bodies, alcohol attachments, knowledge on card games, being sporty, being addicted to pornography, playing video games, and being addicted to playing with your small wieners. You know what makes you masculine? Having a dick. You know what else? Nothing else.
As for girls... well... uh, to be honest, I'm really not very knowledgeable when it comes to you girls. I mean, I guess I just really don't hang out with enough girls to notice, but I'll still try.
Some of you girls judge lesbians, but I'm really not sure. Oh man, this is hard. Uh, well, you probably think that playing volleyball, cooking, gardening, and such things make you feminine. Well, I'm sure that it doesn't, and neither does having a sizable chest. And, uh... also... damn it. Oh, god.
Alright, let's just get off this topic.
2. Homosexuality
So I got my boots on with the right amount of leather.
Let's get one thing straight before I start talking, I'm not gay. I'm completely straight, well, at least I think I am. I have a fabulous girlfriend, and I am not attracted to men, so I guess I'm straight. This part of the blog is not intentionally to defend the gays (and a gay person can either be a homosexual man or homosexual woman), but to educate you ignorant, obnoxious, insensitive people. I mean, I'm obnoxious and insensitive, but I still have decency.
All my life, I've been called gay countless times. I swear, there is no probably no week that I am not called gay. I don't blame other people though, because I admit that there are certain (a lot) of things I do and say that would make me seem gay. I have a bottle of Victoria's Secret perfume, I say words such as 'fabulous' and other terms that people would find fitting for a girl to say, I hate getting dirty, I hate flying insects and they freak the shit out of me, I move in a certain way that makes others think of me as a homosexual, I try to have a good fashion sense, and a lot more. I never get offended by these comments because I know that they're not true, and I have nothing to prove to anybody; but also because I can't blame them for inferring this guess or claim. I grew up with a big sister, and with only a big sister, so I guess that's a reason I am what I am.
But enough about me. Now, tell me, what's so bad about being gay? Nothing is bad about it, unless you're an idiot, a narrow-minded man, or a delusional religious person. A gay person is as normal as you and me, because they're still people. They're people just like us, and being gay doesn't make them any less of a person than us. We're all equal.
And how come being gay is an insult? I mean, what's so bad about being gay? You'll still be a person. The only difference will be is that you'll be interested in men.
Stop picking on gay people. Gay people are funny, and if they admit that they're gay, then they're admirable brave. Nobody should ever be ashamed to be who they are, because yourself is the only person you can ever be.
I mean, look at the gay people in history: Freddie Mercury, Elton John, Adam Lambert, Michael Stipe, David Lee Roth, and even Leonardo DaVinci is believed to had been gay.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with being gay, so erase from your mind that idea that being called gay is an insult. Deal with it. If people think you're gay, tell them you're not. If they don't believe you, then to hell with their opinions. You know what's true, and you don't need to prove yourself to anyone.
Hey, Jesus had two dads, so why can't you? (Unoriginal)
3. Bisexuality
I'll make it short. It's when you are attracted to both men and women. Done. I'm tired. But I just want to add one thing about this: this is like playing it safe. Nick Jonas ftw.
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I'm tired and bored. I've run out of ideas.
Like I said, I'm not homosexual,
I only wish to share my opinions about human sexuality
If I missed any sexuality you may be classified under,
then I apologize. You are not unimportant, I assure you.
Also, if you disagree with the things written here,
then go on Facebook and complain about it,
or you can kiss my ass.
Also, if you feel as if though I failed to give women any
significance in this blog, then I apologize.
I'm a guy, and I hang out with guys. What do you expect?
We'll just be playing video games, then all of a sudden,
I would discover the truth to why women get cranky
when blood pours out of their baby tunnels?
After this blog is posted, I shall post a picture of myself
on my Facebook fan page. I shall reveal my true identity by
putting up a portrait of my true face.
Beware.
Good night.
Like I said, I'm not homosexual,
I only wish to share my opinions about human sexuality
If I missed any sexuality you may be classified under,
then I apologize. You are not unimportant, I assure you.
Also, if you disagree with the things written here,
then go on Facebook and complain about it,
or you can kiss my ass.
Also, if you feel as if though I failed to give women any
significance in this blog, then I apologize.
I'm a guy, and I hang out with guys. What do you expect?
We'll just be playing video games, then all of a sudden,
I would discover the truth to why women get cranky
when blood pours out of their baby tunnels?
After this blog is posted, I shall post a picture of myself
on my Facebook fan page. I shall reveal my true identity by
putting up a portrait of my true face.
Beware.
Good night.
it's more look like 'about gayness than sexuality. :P
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