It's been such a long time since I've posted anything. Lately, nothing has come up that ever pissed me off or affected me enough for me to write about it. I don't really like letting anything affect me too much.
But there is something that I want to write about now. It's a topic that would take a huge jerk of a person to talk about. It's a topic that would most probably affect so much and would make them hate me. But so what? Do I care? I don't think so.
But to be honest, I really lack both inspiration and motivation to write right now. I just want to write because I haven't posted anything in a long time and I want to get this small thing off my chest.
Let the obnoxious, arrogant, insensitive and merciless ranting begin:
Guys. There is a thick line between masculinity and femininity, but these days, guys just keep crossing that huge line with such simple acts. The perfect (or probably only) example is how they use the internet. And no, I'm not talking about guys watching gay porn. I'm talking about how a great deal of guys right now seem to be so annoyingly queer in the way they communicate online. Even in texts probably. And some guys even go as far as being the same way in person.
Sigh. I wonder what their fathers think. But their fathers probably don't notice it because, well, they're old. How girls acted then totally differs from how girls act now.
I just want to give a few examples of these unnecessary acts of un-masculinity:
1. "OMG. I'm so lazyyy!"
** I'm fine with the, "OMG". I'm cool with that, but not with the last word. Why, tell me, why does there need to be three y's? That's two more than necessary. Is there a certain reason there are extra y's? Is it supposed to make the word sound longer? If that was supposed to be prolonged, that would make it sound whiny and extremely queer. Was it an accident due to that person holding that certain key for a longer time than needed? If so, then why do people keep doing this is almost every post? Or is that supposed to make it look cooler because it's different from the original word, or because it's slang? I don't see the awesomeness in improper English.
2. "Pare, you're so hawt. :"> :"> :*"
**Oh, my god. Really? Now, I'm not saying that guys can't kiss each other, tell each other they love them, or compliment each other. I respect the people who have the guts to do that. But there are four problems I have with this:
1**. Hawt. There is absolutely no 'hawt' in the English language. Is the misspelling supposed to make the statement cute? Trust me, it's not working.
2**. The fact that the person gives an overly gay compliment while addressing that person as, "pare". If you want to be gay, do it completely. Don't address him as, "pare". That's like adding a supposedly manly word to an absolutely queer statement. It's like adding making cold water to water that you've heated for no reason at all.
3**. The very unnecessary amount of emoticons. This is something that really ticks me off. First of all, why add two blushing emoticons? One for each cheek? That's really retarded and senseless. Is it also in an attempt to look or seem cute? Like I said, it's not working.
4**. The ridiculous choice of emoticons. Will you really kiss and blush for your friend in person? And if you tell me that it's just Facebook or a web messenger anyways, I could punch you in the face for such lame excuses. If you use emoticons such as these, there are only a few explanations. You're gay, you're seeking attention, you're a people-pleaser, or you just really want to piss me off.
3. "Yeah, dude, that was soooo awesome!! :bdbdbdbd :)))))) =)))))"
**Really? Why? Oh, the repetition. First of all, why so many bd's? How many thumbs do you have? 10? And the usage of both the LOL emoticon and the ROFL emoticon. Why use both? Is it for emphasis? If it is, doesn't the very unnecessary number or )'s already take care of that? Is it really that funny? Did your finger get stuck on the ) button? Or is your keyboard busted? Or are you not satisfied by the original amount of symbols following the colon?
And you know, I would find it way better if the guy who were to do these things was actually. It would be understandable. If you're not gay, then why act it?
That would probably sum up today's post. To be honest, I have no idea why this pisses me off so much. I'm not really in any position to care or anything. Maybe it's just because that nothing really gets my attention these days, so this thing will do for now.
But just like what I've said before, don't care. If someone thinks you're gay or an attention-seeker, then tell them to mind their own business. Am I hypocritical? Maybe. Do I care? No. Just do what you want and live your life the way you think you should. No matter how much I may insult you, just remember that you're not the only one in the world who is like that. Nobody is ever one of a kind in the whole world. If you're hurt or insulted, just remember that so is somebody else. That is how people think, anyways. (But that's something I'll talk about some other time.)
J. Out.
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